Blogkage?

05:04:07

So, what now? Bloggers need to register? OK then. Kalau tidak tak dapat blog pulak nanti.

If ‘Malaysia boleh’ do that, then I must support my country. Yes!

Luckily I’m an ‘unemployed housewife’, just in case I need to stand in a long queue somewhere to do this registration, I have aaaaaaaaaall the time. (Hee… hee.. heee..)

I can still remember arwah Afifah singing ‘My mother is an octopus’. I was being just that last Friday. It was for my son, Azim’s online learning. So, this was what I did:

1. Go to online banking.

2. Ask for a TAC no.

3. Wait for the number through SMS.

4. Register the bill.

5. Make the payment.

6. Print the receipt.

7. Fax the receipt.

8. Stop to make coffee for my husband.

9. Call to ask if the company has receive the fax.

10. Walla! Azim has immediate access to online learning!

If I can do all that, inshaAllah, I can register as a blogger. Tapi menteri tu tau ke nak blog? I mean, they did say bloggers are of ‘unemployed housewives’, they probably need my help to start blogging.

Wah! Can imagine me being a teacher with a class full of ministers.

” Yes minister, googling for an image of a yellow submarine?”

” Thank you minister for this nasi kandar. Buat susah saje bawak all the way from Perth! You know I’m not a desperate housewife. Still, you need to write your own posting on that house kat Swan Lake. Cannot copy and paste from Shieh’s blog OK?”

“Careful minister, takut tercucuk kat mata orang . Simpan dulu keris tu!”
OKlah! Dah start merapik dah ni.

Inlah yang orang kata, kalau kita layan orang ‘bodoh’ nanti kita sendiri jadi ‘bodoh’. Better stop now before it gets worse.

10 Responses to “Blogkage?”

  1. nuraina Says:

    assalamualaikum, accia…

    apa lah nak jadi negara kita, ni?
    shaziman baik belajar pasal cyberspace daripada his children. they are probably wizards at this.

    the trouble with people like shaziman is that they are so clueless.. they dont know what they are saying.
    i am very sure he doesnt know what he is saying, otherwise he wouldnt be saying this.

    kalau nak ampu, pandai2 lah cakap tu.
    pak cik dan mak cik in the kampung pun dah tahu pasal blogging, sebab anak2 semua balik hari raya cerita pasal blogging. they may not be able to visualise but they may know what it is all about.

    salam,

    nuraina

    (I have linked yr posting to mine. i hope u dont mind)

    acciaccatura - yup OK! and thank you kak ena.

  2. zorro-unmasked Says:

    A delightful probing piece.But that character may not understand!!!!Thats the chance we bloggers have to take. Blog away girl.

    acciaccatura - thank you mr. zorro!

  3. AO Says:

    on the way to work yesterday, heard this on ikik.fm (yes, it’s strange that i listened to this channel), thought that you might be interested in this. All of this maybe common sense to you, but maybe it could be a start of the making of a proffesional writing housewife. Visit: http://www.ikim.gov.my/v5/index.php

    BENGKEL PENULISAN RENCANA DAN BUKU
    Tarikh :
    15 – 16 Mei 2007(Selasa & Rabu)
    Anjuran:
    PUSAT PERUNDINGAN DAN LATIHAN INSTITUT KEFAHAMAN ISLAM MALAYSIA
    Bertempat di:
    DEWAN BESAR IKIM, 2, LANGGAK TUNKU OFF JALAN DUTA KUALA LUMPUR

    acciaccatura - mmm….let me think…

  4. anon Says:

    I have only one comment: why do you need to stop and make coffee for your husband? Can’t he make it himself?

    acciaccatura - He was late for his students’ showcases. He got ready while I did the coffee. Coffee shouldn’t be a problem. He was once a househusband when the kids still have their diapers on.
    Thank you anon!

  5. ekeen Says:

    salam. sorry for interrupting but i guess the column comment indicate that readers are allowed to comment. it was well said. splendid. you do have your own way.

    acciaccatura - welcome ekeen. and thank you ekeen.

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    acciaccatura - bila cakap pasal mereka, saya selalu rasa marah dan tak puas hati.that is why i seldom talk about them. i appreciate what brother Rocky is doing. i guess somebody must do the job.

  7. messupboy Says:

    salam.kak,im only 20 n astudent of uitm. On the day when the pak menteri made that funny statement,kami br jer lepas belajar topic on weblog in journalism class.
    n masa awal semester kamu blaja pasal freedom of speech,bila fikir balik apa yg blaja dlm kelas n the real world..its even funnier!!hehe!!

    acciaccatura - my husband is tutoring in uitm. he often tell his students to go out and see the real world. inshaAllah, bila dah habis belajar, you are more prepared. betul-betul tengok what it takes to beat the challenge.

  8. mr_abs Says:

    great great! this is my first comment in your blog, been a regular visitor to most of the blogs including yours. So, what’s now? hehe…

    salam from east Malaysia…rock on yea!

    acciaccatura - welcome mr_abs! i guess my style of writing is a bit of ‘makcik-makcik’, with english campur malay. and i don’t write very well too. i appreciate all these comments. thank you for being here.

  9. mr_abs Says:

    proper english is not needed, as long as the points are taken and understood…i prefer the “makcik makcik” and “pakcik pakcik” way of writing…it’s more friendly….and reading your blog, seems like we are “talking”…serious!

    he he..

    i want accacia, marina mahathir, nursamad, rocky, jeff ooi,a. kadir,sheih,susan, patrick,datuk ron,raja petra know that we, Malaysians do appreciate bloggers…esp responsible and patriotic bloggers..

    maybe the one who read these blogs, will spread out the infos to 10 other Malaysians out there, and so on…

    so, keep on blogging…and yes, what’s now?

    :)

    acciaccatura - thank you mr_abs. taking a break from blogging for this weekend. taking the kids to the education fair at PWTC tomorrow. need to attend the schools PIBG meet and prize giving day on Sunday. InshaAllah, will be back on Monday. thanks again.

  10. kingbinjai Says:

    like i said. they all just cowards!

    acciaccatura - rasanya begitulah.

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